Back Off Bitch Oil

Back Off B*tch Oil was formulated to squash and dispel any unwanted rivalries that stand between you and your most cherished possessions. This can be your relationship with a significant other or it can be something else of value such as a job or raise/promotion. It also targets anything you wish to remove or banish that threatens your assets. This could include a nasty neighbor, an unwanted lawsuit, or even a pesky family member (like a mother-in-law) that does not have your best interest in mind. It creates a protective barrier, ensuring that your most treasured possessions remain yours! It comes in a ½ oz. glass bottle.  What does Back Off B*tch Oil do: * Remove competition or anyone or anything that threatens what is yours.

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